The Crapulous Conversation

Mimsi Flowers and Notions

The alligators argle-bargled with their bloviated speech.

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Predictably, a cockamamie cantankerous story arose.

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When, the ornery panjandrum nincompoup slang-wangled the mavericks tale,

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Which snolly-gostered the wablit’s worn out mugwamping tune.

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That led to, a batrachromy and sialoquinting while swine pinning.

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That smell-fungused hocus-pocused balderdashing letter~

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That was mailed.

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It’s not that complicated.

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And, that’s the truth.

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Definition of words:
Allegator; allegedly
Argle-bargled; loud quarrel
Betrachom; making a mountain out of a mole hill
Bloviated; pompous or loud speech
Cropulous; eating or drinking too much
Mugwamp; follows no part
Panjamdram; thinks highly of themself
Sialoquent; spits while speaking
Slang whanger; loud, abrasive and obnoxious
Smell-fungus; pessimistic
Snolly goster; untrustworthy
Wablit; worn out

*Citing: one hundred most funniest words in English

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