The alligators argle-bargled with their bloviated speech.
Predictably, a cockamamie cantankerous story arose.
When, the ornery panjandrum nincompoup slang-wangled the mavericks tale,
Which snolly-gostered the wablit’s worn out mugwamping tune.
That led to, a batrachromy and sialoquinting while swine pinning.
That smell-fungused hocus-pocused balderdashing letter~
That was mailed.
It’s not that complicated.
And, that’s the truth.
Definition of words:
Argle-bargled; loud quarrel
Betrachom; making a mountain out of a mole hill
Bloviated; pompous or loud speech
Cropulous; eating or drinking too much
Mugwamp; follows no part
Panjamdram; thinks highly of themself
Sialoquent; spits while speaking
Slang whanger; loud, abrasive and obnoxious
Snolly goster; untrustworthy
Wablit; worn out
*Citing: one hundred most funniest words in English