If I Were God
Fables For Jacob poetry series
By Bojenn

If I were god the world would be a game.
Because, I don’t have a “CLUE” about big “Monopoly.”
And, “A Barrel of Monkey’s” play here.
You see, “Magilla Gorilla” is our king.
And a trip to “Mother Goose” is regularly scheduled.
And, “The Happy Little Train” of “Overachievers” transport us.
We get Lost in “The Mousetrap Game.”
We MUST take a “RISK.” Consulting; “The Ouija.”
Suddenly! “Illya Kuryakin, Man From U.N.C.L.E,” mysteriously appears.
A “Card Game” determines the winner.
Uh Oh… “Sorry,” we lost “The $.”
Even though, we “Played Our Hunch.”
“Ruff and Ready,” did help us.
Then sadly, “The Civil War” was Fought.
Spitefully, “Howdy Doody,” gave us “Cooties’.”
Finally ~ using “Strategy” ~ we’re at the “Chutes and Ladders.”
We slide into “The Disney Land Game.”
~all tuckered out.
We eat “Apples to Apples.”
And rest “Under The Haystack Fast Asleep.”
So, if I were god?
God would be spelled with a little g.
And my world certainly would resemble “Candy Land.”
Where Sugar Plum Faeries, magical living, and only imaginative children live…
If I were god…