Inspiring places…
Some people must go to a cabin in the woods to be inspired to write
There are some who like mountain tops or large, loud, bustling cities
Places where the foods are exotic inspire Andrew Zimmern
But oddly, the best way to inspire me is to make me clean grout.
It’s called. “Let Me Escape! This floor is cold, dirty, filthy, disgusting and I’m sitting on it!
Escapism 🙂 by writing … Stories are a terrible thing to waste.
By Bonnie Jennings ©2015
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The Cat and the mouse played hide and seek
In the home of a squirrel and bugs
They sang a song while running along
To the tune of tweedy in love
The squirrel took the broom and cleaned the room
While the cat watched the mouse who danced
They serenaded each other between the butter
With a fork and a pence dab-loon
The squirrel declared, “Enough!” while coughing from the dust
And, cast them, so far away
It was a terrible dismay, on a superior fine day,
In the fresh clean month of May.
And as it’s been told, speaking so bold,
The squirrel rarely comes out to play
For’ his friends did depart, thus speaking from his heart
Admits his decisions were not to smart; and that diplomacy is an art
And, that squirrels could pine forevermore at the moon…
The Crapulous Conversation
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The alligators argle-bargled with their bloviated speech.
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Predictably, a cockamamie cantankerous story arose.
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When, the ornery panjandrum nincompoup slang-wangled the mavericks tale,
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Which snolly-gostered the wablit’s worn out mugwamping tune.
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That led to, a batrachromy and sialoquinting while swine pinning.
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That smell-fungused hocus-pocused balderdashing letter~
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That was mailed.
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It’s not that complicated.
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And, that’s the truth.
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Definition of words:
Allegator; allegedly
Argle-bargled; loud quarrel
Betrachom; making a mountain out of a mole hill
Bloviated; pompous or loud speech
Cropulous; eating or drinking too much
Mugwamp; follows no part
Panjamdram; thinks highly of themself
Sialoquent; spits while speaking
Slang whanger; loud, abrasive and obnoxious
Smell-fungus; pessimistic
Snolly goster; untrustworthy
Wablit; worn out
*Citing: one hundred most funniest words in English
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